I am also …From the FUTUUUURRRRRE!!!

[show_avatar email=4 align=left user_link=bp_memberpage show_name=true]That’s right, it is I, Rickey Rat… FROM THE FUTURE.
(Hey everyone how’s it goin’ etc)


Unfortunately, it is a very grim one.
We were all standing around, patting each other on the backs (IN THE  FUTURE). In like 2020, scientists come up with a means of creating tiny  wormholes that can be placed in toilets to send waste product to another  dimension.
Over the next two centuries, the Earth is transformed into a Utopian  paradise as we eradicate all waste product from our very realm of  existence.
Then, one day in 2219, Helmutt Turttbridge, the CEO of “Portal Potty,  INC” went missing. Rumor was that he had been sucked through the portal  in his personal bidet.
He was found months later in the abandoned sewer tunnels beneath  Paris, covered in crap and babbling incessantly about horrible times  approaching and warning about “THE SHIT HITTING THE FAN”.
He made an attempt to shut down production of the corporation, but it  was determined that he was no longer of sound mind and body, and  production was doubled.
Some people listened to him though, and a small cult was formed,  dedicated to “natural” waste disposal (now considered an act of  terrorism) and the spreading of the 2/2/2222 message: That the place  we’ve been sending our poop has figured out where it where it’s been  coming from, and THEY ARE PISSED.
…And have figured out a way to build cyborg bio monsters  (Turdminators) out of the genetic material in our waste, and send them  BACK through the portals to kill us.
The human population is dwindling, the cities are controlled by heavily armed marauders.
Yes it actually happens. (UNLESS I CAN STOP IT – <em>IN TIME</em>) I  have been sent back in time to warn everybody not to abuse quantum  physics and wormhole technology, that we can’t just send our problems to  another universe instead of just dealing with shit in this one.

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September 24th, 2016 by